Ladies and gentleman of the unix persuasion: I present for your enjoyment factumnonfabula, the Mikko Jack dynamic quote generator. Suitable for cut and paste into a terminal.

#!/bin/bash

lynx -dump http://koti.welho.com/mjack1/ | tr "\n" ' ' | \
    perl -nle 's/\s+/ /g; s/References.*?$//; s/\[.*?\]//g; 
               s/[\*_]//g; s/\s+/ /g; @s = /[\.\?!]\s+(.*?[\.\?!])/g;
               print $s[int(rand(scalar @s))]' | \
    fold -s; echo '  -- Mikko Jack'