Uh, hi. If you should want to leave me email, here's where you do it:

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Go nuts.

Also, here's something from my old page that people seemed to be amused by:

Common Replies to FAQs

• No, that's not a pen mark on my lower lip.
• 5'10".
• My chicken's name was Rocky, rest his soul, and thank you for bringing up such a delicate subject.
• No, I will not dance the jig for you.
• Hey! Guesswhat! I drink now! So get your goddamned hands off my beer, champ!
• Yes, I have a life-sized blue glass head named Iris on the shelf in my dining room.
• Yes, I'm planning to eat that.
• No, that's not a piece of chocolate on my lower lip.
• And yes, as always,

And, uh, more wasted space: Ye Olde Page of Home